Actually, she's already had it. In case you haven't heard the blessed news, Jamie Lyn Spears added to the ignorance of the population today by bringing her teenaged-mom spawn into the world. It's a girl (a future breeder to carry on that illustrious Spears line!) named Maddie Brianna.
You know, it kind of makes you yearn for the old days when Hollywood was controlled by a couple powerful moguls who would just "handle" stuff like that. I mean, maybe the great teen stars (not that I'm calling Jamie Lyn a "great teen star" but she's a teen actor at least) of the past were all very virginal and weren't out there having underaged, unprotected sex, but isn't it nice to know that if they had, someone would have made sure it didn't become a part of our news cycle?
But then what would I have to post about?