Thursday, October 16, 2008

Why I Could Never Run for President

I've talked before about why I could never run for president. There are some skeletons (and photographic evidence of said skeletons) that would come back to haunt me and destroy my candidacy. In addition, I'm just not smart enough to be president. I mean, trying to follow this economic crisis over the past several weeks has left me feeling like a first grader trying to read Anna Karenina. I would not be the person to make these crucial decisions about our economy. I can't even balance my freakin' check book.

Last night, though, I realized the most important reason why I could never be president. See, here's the thing. If I had been debating John McCain last night, I would probably be in jail today because I don't know if I could have refrained from punching McCain in the face. I'm not a particularly violent person, but McCain so riled me last night that at one point I yelled at Obama through my tv screen to punch McCain for me. He was so smug and dismissive and frankly offensive that I was enraged. Whether it was the air quotes around "health of the woman" when he talked about abortion policy or his continued push for school vouchers, I was just disgusted.


(Just one thing about school vouchers: I have a serious problem with the idea. The answer to a struggling school is not to pull students from said school and send them to the "better" schools. The answer is to help those schools to stop struggling by investing some money and recruiting teachers, providing resources, and breathing new life into these schools. At a later date, I'll share with you an "insider's" view to No Child Left Behind and the damage it's done to our schools and our students. Oh! And one other thing -- if Joe the Plumber is pulling in more than $250,000 a year, I have a hard time feeling a lot of sympathy for him when I'm struggling to make ends meet with the paltry sum I bring home every two weeks as a teacher.)


I was impressed by Obama's restraint last night. I was impressed by his cool and his intelligence. I was impressed that he didn't clean McCain's clock. Any guy who can keep his cool when faced with that kind of arrogance and condescension is a far better person than I am and is far better qualified to lead this country.

3 comments:

Danielle Mari said...

...and if any folks from the Enquirer want to purchase said photographic evidence, contact me. I'll let them go for a fee! ;)

Mike said...

While you may feel you aren't smart enough to be a good president -- I feel the same way about myself, I think the current occupant of the White House proves you certainly don't need smarts to get into the position. Unless you're going to argue that GWB isn't brighter than you... which... well, that's just ridiculous.

I also would have punched McCain in his Joe the Plumber loving face Wednesday. Again, I couldn't watch the entire debate because it makes me CRAZY. I realized thinking about it yesterday that that's why I make off color jokes about Sarah Palin and crack wise about John McCain's age. It's the only thing that keeps my sane and not punching. It doesn't mean I'm not a bad person, but it's also the only way I can cope.

Jen said...

I think you'd make a fabulous president, and I'd never rat you out to the Enquirer. (Okay, that's mainly because whatever you were doing in those pics, I was probably doing it too, but who's to say that self-interest and the greater good can't walk down the same path occasionally?)

As for Obama, he has a superhuman level of cool. I'm nearly unhinged just from watching the debates (ask my husband--he'll confirm that). He's a better person than I am, because about the only thing that is keeping me sane is the enjoyment of an enormous amount of schadenfreude (Republicans jumping ship, stupid Palin scandals on a near-daily basis, unflattering YouTube videos, every comedian on the planet opening up on McCain/Palin with both barrels, etc.).