Imagine for a moment that you are a well-respected actress -- nominated for three Oscars and two Golden Globes in the past 12 years. Your two Broadway appearances to date have garnered you two Tony nominations (and one win). You are an actress of intelligence, wit, and grace on screen, whether it's in smaller indie films or bigger budget action movies. The common denominator in your work, though, is that it reeks of elegance and intelligence.
How in the hell, then, do you agree to make this ????
Joan, you are better than this!